Welcome to the GIFT SHOP of the MUSEUM OF OOMLAUU ANTIQUITIES, located in FRANTIC CRESCO, QA “Come in, we’ve been expecting you!”
Here at the GIFT SHOP we have many gifts for you to shop. This is how you can learn about the OOMLAUU, a group of ancient Accidentlanders that inhabited the Frantic Crescan Peninsula for thousands of years prior to the arrival of bloodthirsty Ibericans. Among the OOMLAUU was practiced a worship of the WHAN ('pore') and here you will be able to see a number of objects that represent porous REPLICAS - including a pathbreaking reproduction of THE SONG OF THE DIVINE PORE, recovered and translated by Dreanna Warpass, poet and archaeologist in the Frantic Cresco State University (FCSU) Department of Antiquities.
The GIFT SHOP has won many awards and has even received an endorsement from Frantic Cresco Mayor Troy Eele. Unfortunately, the MUSEUM OF OOMLAUU ANTIQUITIES is closed for renovations (and not at all because the entire MUSEUM has in fact disappeared!) Thanks for visiting! Nothing is wrong! Don't disappear!
On September 30th at Fort Mason Chapel, we will be offering cures for the great plague of Frantic Cresco which most certainly DOES NOT EXIST. Sadly, a group of Frantic Crescan physicians lead by Dr. Jessiker Square has expressed unpleasant doubts about our wonderful cures, but as we like to say: "If you don't ask us a question, then perhaps someone else will and then you'll wish you'd have asked us because asking us a question is how you can win."
Here at the GIFT SHOP we have many gifts for you to shop. This is how you can learn about the OOMLAUU, a group of ancient Accidentlanders that inhabited the Frantic Crescan Peninsula for thousands of years prior to the arrival of bloodthirsty Ibericans. Among the OOMLAUU was practiced a worship of the WHAN ('pore') and here you will be able to see a number of objects that represent porous REPLICAS - including a pathbreaking reproduction of THE SONG OF THE DIVINE PORE, recovered and translated by Dreanna Warpass, poet and archaeologist in the Frantic Cresco State University (FCSU) Department of Antiquities.
The GIFT SHOP has won many awards and has even received an endorsement from Frantic Cresco Mayor Troy Eele. Unfortunately, the MUSEUM OF OOMLAUU ANTIQUITIES is closed for renovations (and not at all because the entire MUSEUM has in fact disappeared!) Thanks for visiting! Nothing is wrong! Don't disappear!
On September 30th at Fort Mason Chapel, we will be offering cures for the great plague of Frantic Cresco which most certainly DOES NOT EXIST. Sadly, a group of Frantic Crescan physicians lead by Dr. Jessiker Square has expressed unpleasant doubts about our wonderful cures, but as we like to say: "If you don't ask us a question, then perhaps someone else will and then you'll wish you'd have asked us because asking us a question is how you can win."
